Song Parody "Usagi's Mom" by crimson_knight

Usagi’s Mom
With Apologies to Fountains of Wayne

Usagi's mom has got it goin' on
Usagi's mom has got it goin' on
Usagi's mom has got it goin' on
Usagi's mom has got it goin' on

Usagi, can i come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her shopping trip? (shopping trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Usagi's mom has got it goin' on
Dancing around in the Tokyo dawn
Usagi, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Usagi's mom
Usagi's mom has got it goin' on
Usagi's mom has got it goin' on

Usagi, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But with your dad out of town , your mom could use a guy like me

Usagi's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Usagi, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Usagi's mom